Courtesy of longtime Guardian journalist Tim Radford (h/t to Doug Fisher’s post):
There are things that good taste and the law will simply not let you say in print. My current favourites are “Murderer acquitted” and (in a report of an Easter religious play) “Paul Myers, who played Jesus Christ, emerged as the star of the show.” Try and work out which one has the taste problem, and which one will cost you approximately half a million per word.