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- Stop pouring when the glass, cup, mug, bowl, teacup, small pitcher, measuring cup or saucer is almost full. Do this by again lifting the container by using your arm and hand, so the opening faces in an upwards direction towards the ceiling.
- If you spill any milk, do not cry.