Headlines that suck: "Topless" "waitress" "coffee" sounds interesting, right?

Just one for y'all this time around. It's from The Associated Press, appearing on The Philadelphia Inquirer's area of the Philly.com website. It's almost the makings of a fantastic tabloid stream-of-consciousness headline, and it certainly is the makings of SEO and Web hit dreams (I came across it on the most-viewed list), but it instead…Read more Headlines that suck: "Topless" "waitress" "coffee" sounds interesting, right?